the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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"Tyler’s words coming out of my mouth… and I used to be such a nice guy"

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fighting-fremen:

Rules of fight club.

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"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

-Tyler Durden (via joshuatreeee)

neuroticsanity:

 Awesome. 

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
Tyler Durden: We don't need him!

"You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

-Tyler Durden, Fight Club (via gfiuza)

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I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise…

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